Boobies

Boobs. I swear if I hear one more person tell me how big my boobs are I'm going to flip. No joke. Before I got pregnant I weighed 130lbs, now at 14 weeks and 4 days I'm 136. Not that big of a difference. So why the hell did my boobs go from a 34B to a 36D? There's no milk there, yet. Not only that, but my boobs are ugly! EWWW. How can ANYONE feel sexy when their boobs look like aliens abducted them?!

After picking up the rest of Mr G's father's day gift I ran over to Target to buy some new bras. I ended up buying a lift and support bra as well as a nursing bra (<-- hello. most comfy bra EVER!) I tried to take pictures but I can't figure out that whole picture in mirror thing. Plus I sort of hate how I look right now... So, you all are just going to have to wait.

Yeah. Pregnancy gives you imagine issues. I never though I'd complain about being pregnant. Not with everything I've been through as far as fertility goes - but holy F! Forget your boobs being abducted by an alien.. your entire body is abducted by another human being! Yeah yeah, I'm sure it'll all be worth it! No, seriously - I know it will be, but dear God I just want my boobs back!


By the way, for the father's to be, get "The Guys Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth and the First year." I sat in the parking lot of Barnes and Noble and read half of it before I realized what the hell I was doing and left to come home. Yeah, it's that good.