...who thought of the name 'morning sickness' because in NO WAY does this feeling go away after 12pm. Oh, no, it comes on full force, knocks you between the eyes and says, "HA! Go open the fridge and GAG!" And after that, when you are feeling a little bit better and craving pizza Morning Sickness says, "Pizza. Oh, that sounds tasty. Yes, yes ... let's try some pizza," while quietly snickering to herself... knowing full well that just the sight of pizza will send me straight to the bathroom.
Eff you morning sickness! Eff you are your dry heaving, vomit inducing, gagtastic ways!
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